Phut-ball

I wake up bleary-eyed every morning and rush to the notebook. That's been the routine these past two weeks. And I've been boggling at the results the past two days. England, gone. France, gone. This European Cup is turning out to be a shocker.

At least, for me. I don't know how many people had - truthfully - predicted that England, Italy, Germany and France would go out. If someone has recorded their predictions, please let me know.

Mine have gone kaput.