How To Break The Drug Trade (in 11 easy steps)

- by the New Delhi Police

1. Announce your arrival and presence

2. Give details of your team strength

3. Publish your name and photo, preferably in a local tabloid

4. Publish your work schedule

5. Make it evident that you are there to do business

6. Disclose your daily work itinerary, preferably with real-world names and places

7. Announce your objectives and timelines

8. Go to work with zeal and efficiency

9. Oversee the obvious

10. Fail

11. Start over at Step #1

Can't people like these be dismissed on grounds of idiocy? Lunacy? Plain and simple stupidity?